The Northern Lights - night two

Pretty much the same as the first night except I had dinner (reindeer again) with a Japanese couple at the bottom of the mountain and when we got on the chairlift at eight the lightshow had already begun. I walked straight out onto the mountain once I got up top and laid in the snow for an hour and a half watching an even more impressive display. Oh and the temperature was a bit warmer with a wind chill factor of only minus 25.

The Northern Lights

THE PLANNING
When I got back from Asia last year I decided the aurora would be my next travel goal. After discussing it with Scott he randomly sent me a youtube link of Abisko piquing my interest and then I caught up with Mal on Facebook after many years hence Sweden was decided upon. My time off work, holidays, arrival in Sweden, everything was based around the new moon this week making sure there would be no moon to obscure the display along with March having enough nighttime hours without the winter weather and this year having high solar activity.

THE GUIDE
Definitely worth a mention, Anna is half Swede and half Thai, truly the most exquisite woman I have ever seen without exaggeration......a good sign for a night of beauty.

GETTING THERE
Abisko is a bit over an hour drive from Kiruna where I am staying and as the sun was setting we drove (Anna and myself, a German couple and two English girls) through snow laden mountainous terrain alongside a frozen lake, the kind of thing I've only seen on TV, Wow!
When we got geared up at the cable car it was an exhilarating, freezing twenty minute ride up to the sky station where I had a pleasant, posh three course dinner including roast reindeer and caviar washed down with a full bodied spanish red with the German couple.

THE GEAR
As well as my many layers they gave us boots and humongous overalls at the bottom cable car station and after putting it all on, taking it all off for dinner and putting it all on again to go outside I barely had the energy to walk but I would've died without it.

THE WAITING
So as I had wanted to do since I arrived in Sweden I staggered out onto the mountain and just fell back in the snow about nine. I layed there for two hours becoming more and more despondent staring at the horizon to the north as thin cloud slowly rolled in. There was a sharp breeze blowing over the mountain and despite cupping my head with three hoods I couldn't feel My face after half an hour and my feet after an hour. My hands went from numb to bearable each time I took the gloves off and back on again to check the time on my phone. There were small glares and light movement behind the clouds that were barely visible and teased. We had to start heading down about eleven thirty and at ten past eleven hope was fading. I moved closer to an English couple with a pro camera on a tripod who were taking two minute exposure photos that showed the green aurora where the faint light was, the camera could see it but not our human eyes. He packed up his camera as the battery gave out in the cold.

CONTACT
Just as he put the camera away I yelled "up there!" To our left it began. Faintly becoming brighter until there was definite curtains and arcs moving into the sky above us. We watched for half an hour as it danced and excited until it became fainter again and cheekily went past our eleven thirty deadline. Lining up for the cable car it became intense again and for the twenty minute ride down it waved and flirted wildly above and behind me in the silence as I floated down the mountain. To cement the image into my brain forever I saw three shooting stars fly through the lightshow and I swear I saw my widely smiling face reflected in the array. It flirted with us in the car on the drive back too, I have seen the aurora borealis!

PHOTOS
I just wanted to see them but if I could get a snap of me with the lights it would be a bonus. There are enough pro shots in google images if I want to see photos. I pulled my camera out at one point which felt like a block of ice, I swear it literally said "fuck you buddy I just ate the battery now take me home!" I think I may have snapped one or two before it died, hard to tell it was very cantankerous and I didn't want to waste time looking at it instead of the sky. We are currently separated, I will remove the memory card and be returning home without it. I gave my email to the English couple and the German couple who will send me whatever images they caught on the night and I will post some when I get them.
It's worth mentioning that the human eye does not see the colour often in the aurora, that spectrum mostly only shows up on camera for whatever scientific reason, I saw mostly white but I did see a couple of green tinges.

ADDED 07/04/13 - four more photos of the night courtesy of Thomas Steurer.

Arrival

32 hours in the airline system without sleep and another 10 on top of that being awake - finally sleep in Stockholm.

However not before the first 2 checks off the LIFE LIST -
1. A new continent - steppped foot in Europe (technically in the photo I'm standing on a lake)
2. See snow. That's right I just saw snow for the first time and couldn't stop playing in it like an excited kid.

Today after some glorious sleep I left the house at 7:30am in minus 8 degrees to check out some touristy stuff, it's now Heineken time at 4pm and 1 degree.

It Is Beyond Everything

I’m not going to cross it off the list yet as it’s not technically finished but filming has finished for - IT IS BEYOND EVERYTHING.

A script I wrote last year and have spent the last month directing with the help of some amazing people that have entered my life. Namely Bob Starkenburg (guru, editing and sound) Vincent Lee (camera) Daniel Punton (lighting and general all round whiz) as well as Jasyl Zonoobi (Assistant Director and clapper) Dana Kenworthy (lighting) and Steven Laurent, Matt Butcher and Matthew Grego (actors).

It has been an exhilarating, steep learning curve having no real idea of what being a director actually involves – jumping in the deep end (or actually being thrown in) and entirely grateful for the unexpected privilege as well as being totally caught off guard with the opportunity to cross off the LIFE LIST – “Make a movie”!

Bob and Vincent will be editing over the next couple of months while I am crossing off some European LIFE LIST goals making the completion date somewhere in the middle of this year.

Also in the last month I have been displayed in an art gallery as part of Meredith Schofield’s exhibition “Compassion Fatigue” and crossed off the LIFE LIST “Be a subject for an art project” 

I also did a brief green screen appearance in another short film and learnt – an actor I am not.

I Hope That Someone Gets My........

Mid January I spent a day with my friend Rachael (one of the few other people I know who has an actual physically written down "bucket list") and on the spur of the moment we decided to cross something off my list so we went to The Gap at South Head and......................

..........sent a message in a bottle.

So it's February and next week I start working on a new goal from THE LIST. To my utter amazement I will be directing the first of three shooting days on the filming of my short movie script "It Is Beyond Everything". This has really come from out of nowhere in a beautiful story of fate and destiny colliding unexpectedly but I will do an update on that in the near future.

However the big adventure starts in March and I am so excited - Europe here I come! From extremes of nature to cross off THE LIST something as simple as seeing snow (that's right in forty years I have never seen snow!) to something as amazing as the Northern Lights.

I have timed my whole trip to arrive in one of the best places on earth to view them, Abisko National Park for four nights in the north of Sweden on the new moon, so the sky is as dark as possible to increase my chances, in March the peak month in a year where solar activity is producing some of the best displays in fifty years! Yes a lot of work has gone in to the planning of this!

Then on to other extremes of history and humanities highest and lowest ebbs and everywhere in between in locations representative of the birth of democracy and the holocaust, to artistic and architectural masterpieces, religious institutions and pivotal cultural crossroads...............I am so grateful for this life and my chances to live it. I just wish I had thought of something as poignant as this to write earlier when I sent the message in a bottle instead of the spontaneous but crappy little message I did send!

Lights, Camera, Action!

 This month I have finally fulfilled my wish to be an extra in a movie.

 Six of us shot the whole thing in four hours with two scene locations and I was also the boom operator. A great learning experience and a fun morning in the quiet Sunday morning streets of Rose Bay.

 It’s an independent short film called “The Payoff” and there I am as one of the “threatening” looking construction workers. The director flipped out when we were changing into our construction clothes because I had tattoos and insisted I be at the fore of each shot I’m in because that made me “look the toughest” which was quite hilarious although I did look very surly because I did a night shift before we started and I hadn’t slept for nearly twenty four hours.

 

I will be sure to let you know when it's edited and uploaded. At the end of the shoot I handed Bob the Director the script I wrote last month and he asked “when do you want to shoot it?” so it looks like I may actually be able to cross “make a movie” off THE LIST in the next month or two.

I moustache you a question...

........but I'm shaving it for later.

Despite the itchiness and constantly having a furry shadow in my lower peripheral vision I have had fun pruning shapes of hair into my face over the last month and can now cross “grow a moustache” off THE LIST.

The Motorhead

The Artist

The Trucker

Also getting crossed off THE LIST I have this week completed my first proper (short – 9mins) movie script in just three drafts (that’s industry talk folks for rewrites – ha ha) I am pretty happy with it and learning all the correct dos and don’ts in my screenwriting course. I decided to make separate list entries for (short) and (feature) so as not to allow me to relax on my original intention of writing a feature length script so it’s really only half a listing crossed off.

Sad news this blog – the nicotine monster has been making a comeback in our game of  “I WIN, YOU DIE”. Will getting stressed help me win? No of course not so I’m not freaking out too much but I do need to regroup and take another shot of “JUST DO IT!” I have quit some things in my time but this is by far the most ingrained, unholy of addictions – kids, let this be a lesson, DON’T SMOKE!


This week I have also booked tickets to Europe for March/April next year thus motivating me to start some real organising for the next travel adventure. It is getting exciting, I skyped my friend Mal in Sweden who is coming with me and the first stages of seeing the northern lights are being put in place, that is going to be SO cool! Extensive planning and research is underway to see just how many European goals I can cross off THE LIST in one trip. So far I have Sweden, Turkey, Greece, Italy, Germany, Austria, Prague, Poland, Hungry, Moscow, France, Amsterdam, Belgium and London!

Addendum - the final remnants: Feburary 2013........................

The Band Seen

As you have probably deduced these are the bands I have seen adding to my LIFE LIST of things done. 
(* denotes number of times I have seen that act)

INTERNATIONAL…………………………………………………………………….

JASON & THE SCORCHERS.                        THE CULT****

ZZ TOP                                                             DAVID LEE ROTH

GEORGE THOROGOOD                                POISON

TRANSVISION VAMP                                   RAMONES**

ALICE COOPER                                             MOTELY CRUE**                

FAITH NO MORE****                                   CHEAP TRICK          

CONCRETE BLONDE**                                STRAY CATS

MOTORHEAD***                                          JANES ADDICTION**

SCATTER BRAIN                                           BLACK CROWES

THE ALMIGHTY                                            HENRY ROLLINS**

IZZY STRADLIN & THE JU JU HOUNDS    RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS***

IGGY POP                                                       SKID ROW

GUNS ‘N’ ROSES                                          PAUL MCARTNEY

DANZIG**                                                      BODY COUNT**

HOLE**                                                          SCREAMING TREES

OFF SPRING                                                  PRIMAL SCREAM

STEVE VAI                                                      LENNY KRAVITZ

TORI AMOS                                                   FOO FIGHTERS*****

EAGLES                                                          PRIMUS****

ANTHRAX                                                      JARVIS COCKER  

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE                 AUDIOSLAVE

SOUNDGARDEN**                                       SUICIDAL TENANCIES

LOU REED***                                                NINE INCH NAILS***

SEX PISTOLS                                                 SKUNK ANNANSIE

GOLDFINGER                                                PORNO FOR PYROS

SMASHING PUMPKINS**                           ROGER WATERS

PLACEBO***                                                 MERCURY REV***

SEAN LENNON                                             SOULFLY

KORN                                                             MARILYN MANSON

RAMMSTEIN                                                 PJ HARVEY**

FEAR FACTORY                                            PRODIGY

PATTI SMITH                                                 OZZY OSBOURNE

FILTER                                                           THE MUSIC

COLDPLAY                                                   DEATH IN VEGAS

GOLDFRAPP                                                 MOBY

WHITE STRIPES                                            BLACK REBEL MC CLUB

LINKIN PARK                                               FRED EAGLESMITH

VERUCA SALT**                                          NEIL YOUNG & CRAZY HORSE   

LIMP BIZKIT                                                 GOMEZ

SONIC YOUTH**                                         DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE

BRIAN WILSON                                           SNOW PATROL

STONE TEMPLE PILOTS                             IRON MAIDEN

MONSTER MAGNET                                   MILLENCOLIN

SLASH                                                           ROB ZOMBIE

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE**               SLIPKNOT

30 SECONDS TO MARS                              SYSTEM OF A DOWN

ONE DAY AS A LION                                  POLYHPONIC SPREE**

DANDY WARHOLS**                                  METTALICA

THE STROKES                                              MARTHA AND RUFUS WAINRIGHT

BETH ORTEN                                                MOGWAI
CAKE                                                            SILVERSUN PICKUPS
BECK**                                                         MIKE PATTON

NICK CAVE & BAD SEEDS*** - w/Kylie w/Chris Bailey                                   

JOURNEY                                                      DEEP PURPLE

AUSTRALIAN…………………………………………………………………………

ANGELS******                                              AC-DC

ROSE TATTOO***                                         HOODOO GURUS***

DIVYNALS**                                                 CHURCH

AUSTRALIAN CRAWL                                 CHOIR BOYS***

NOISEWORKS                                               SKYHOOKS

RADIATORS                                                   SCREAMING JETS***

PAUL KELLY & COLOURED GIRLS***     BABY ANIMALS**

RATCAT                                                          MENTAL AS ANYTHING

NICK BARKER & REPTILES***                  LITTLE RIVER BAND

SPY VS SPY**                                               DIESEL & INJECTORS**

J BARNES***                                                 IAN MOSS

JAMES REYNE                                              COCHROACHES

TOMMY EMANUEL **                                 JAMES FREUD

HARD ONS***                                               MAYBE DOLLS

CELIBATE RIFLES**                                     HUXTON CREEPERS

RADIO BIRDMAN**                                     ROXUS**

KILLING TIME                                              EXPLODING WHITE MICE***

PARTY BOYS/BOMBERS**                         TALL TALES & TRUE

CLUB HOY                                                    DUBROVNIKS

FALLING JOYS                                             LIME SPIDERS

PETER WELLS                                               THE SHARP

SOUTHERN SONS                                        POOR BOYS***

PEARLS & SWINE                                        TUMBLEWEED**

BEASTS OF BOURBON***                         CRUEL SEA**

CHOCOLATE STARFISH                              DEF FX**

SILVERCHAIR**                                           SPIDER BAIT***

GRINSPOON ***                                          GEORGE

MAGIC DIRT***                                            POWDER FINGER****

LIVING END***                                            SUPER JESUS**

VINES **                                                       LIVING END***

WOLFMOTHER                                            SLEEPY JACKSON**          

SOMETHING FOR KATE***                       YOUTH GROUP

GRATES                                                          DECODER RING

YOU AM I****                                              KASEY CHAMBERS

SLIM DUSTY                                                 SCARY MOTHER

You SUCK Cigarettes!!

Ha nicotine, you suck and I am beating the hell out of you! Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to shout, I miss you so much my friend. I dream of the days we spent together, traveling, drinking coffee, driving to work, taking a break at work, playing games on my phone, just before bed, just as I woke up, waiting for a friend, in the courtyard at the pub, drinking beer. All that is gone now, a fading memory but I will never forget you my beloved cigarettes and all you have meant to me and done for me. Maybe one day we can be together again but no……..I must not think this way, I must let you go because I love you so.

Three weeks, three very long testing weeks. Of course the morons came out to play and push my buttons in my first few days without a smoke but something was different this time, I enjoyed the pain, I enjoyed having to endure the stupidity of mankind that was pushed in my face like a scabby strippers groin. I stayed the course through disaster and turmoil and out rightly refused to relapse though temptation was so very high. I also gained a new even more ridiculous habit, the electric cigarette. It looks like a real one. The end lights up when you draw back on it like a real one. It even lets you inhale some sort of vapour into your lungs and appear to blow out smoke but you know what, it is not a cigarette. Yet for someone so hopelessly addictive like me it has been a whole new thing for me to focus on and obsess over and has helped in some strange way in situations where I may have weakened, whatever works right?

I’m not sure at what point I can cross “quit cigarettes” off THE LIST but it feels a little too early just yet however I have a very handsome moustache of the “trucker" genus which currently is more of a Lemmy-Motorhead growth (minus the warts) that I am quite happy with and can cross “grow a moustache” off THE LIST. I will work it into a few styles over the next few weeks until I get sick of it but for now, my first moustache.

Not thinking about cigarettes with a moustache

Thinking about cigarettes with a moustache

This coming weekend is the 10km and I have done next to no training in the last week except some gym time so I’m just going to wing it and hope I pull through easily enough this time just because I’m off the cigarettes.

Next goals I am aiming at after completing the 10km are the movie oriented goals as I commence a screenwriting course next week and have recently joined discussions with a group of filmmakers. I should have a short film or two written by the end of the month and also lock in some flight tickets for the travel goals to be crossed off THE LIST early next year but more on that after this weekends run.

wish me luck - luck shall play no part!

Simon.

Machette moustache and pipe bombs but no smoking!

So, right now I am in the process of crossing three things off the Life List in the next three weeks! 

Firstly I am growing my first ever moustache in preparation for “Movember” (the question is: do I go for the Guido the pimp look OR Pablo the pool guy look?) I hate facial hair and I hate shaving so it’s a no win situation except soon it will be another thing I can cross off the list. I am currently sporting a horrible scratchy beard and surprised to find a lot of black in it being naturally brown/reddish……..and the few odd greys! So in a couple of weeks I will carve away and come out with a bitching handle bar Mo.

The more serious goal I am currently undertaking is to quit cigarettes. For those of you that know me, yes, again! From twenty years of a pack a day I have not had one now for five days! I have been taking the Champix pill as an aid to quitting for three weeks now and what a ride that is!! Apart from hyper activity, severe mood swings, shaking, anxiety and hallucinations the side effects include crazy dreams that are extremely vivid. 

Last night in a dream I was hanging out with Danny Trejo (Was it the moustache!?!) He shoved a pipe through the back wall of a store as I looked on then he hit the end of it and it exploded. I looked through a gap in the wall and there were nails raining down on everyone inside the store. He ripped open a larger hole in the wall and winked at me with that menacing tough guy grin and fired off another pipe bomb of nails into the store. Apparently I was the lookout because I saw some security guards rushing towards us and I yelled, "Danny, time to go”, he looked at me still grinning and turned back grabbing a grinder off the shelf and started strangling security guards with the power cord. I remember being transfixed on the spot horrified and justifying it by thinking “it’s just a movie, he won’t really kill them……..will he?” just before they swarmed us we ran through the backstreets to his place. When we got there exhausted and excited from the adventure………he offered me a cigarette - that’s when I woke up!

Anyhoo, helping me quit the cigarettes is the training I’m doing for next month’s main goal, running a 10km. It’s not much further than the 9km I did last month but the weather is warming up which will make a big difference and running around Homebush Olympic Park won’t be anywhere near as inspiring as running over Sydney Harbour Bridge was for the last run but, I made my list and by the time I finish that run in three weeks I will be able to cross the above three things off the life list!

So that’s what’s happening at the “mo”. Tune in for the next update where I will be smoke free and revealing the plans underway to cross up to TEN travel goals off the list in one swoop early next year as well as making inroads on the movie goals. Please feel free to add a comment at the bottom of the blog, I would love to hear any suggestions or general thoughts. You can also submit your email for updates to be sent to you. 

Writing this down is the power so reading it is the fuel, thank you!

Simon.